Transcription: Check your brain at the door and step right up to the lamest sports game on the planet, Acclaim's College Slam. It's sorta like basketball, only minus all the things that make basketball, basketball. Jump higher than Jordan, pass better than Magic, and dunk harder than Shaq. Think NBA Jam with power-ups and underage anonymous future superstars. In fact, if you already have NBA Jam, there's no reason to own this. If you've never played NBA Jam, check this out. It's stupidly entertaining in a twitchy surreal big-headed guy slamming basketballs all over the court while running at breakneck speed ...